Sunday, May 10, 2009


Wishing mom's everywhere a very wonderful MOTHER'S DAY!!!

Happy Mother's Day MOM!!!
I ♥ YOU!!!

This post is just to provide mothers with a little humor today...

SO SMILE!!!!'s YOUR day!!!

Happy mothers day

If you want a good laugh today go HERE.

Happy mothers day

Things Mom Would Never Say
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"
"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
"Well, if Rahul's mamma says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman...

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! please, let us trade back.. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.

You will need to pause my PLAYLIST at the bottom to listen...



What have you done for the Mother's Day?

Shauna said...

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY my sweet friend!
♥ HUGS ♥

deb said...

Happy Mother's Day! Love this post! CUTE! And the song is perfect!!!!

halsgal said...

That story is great! I think it would only be fair if a man that complained had to be pregnant for nine months don't you! :)
Happy Mom's Day!

Nancy Face said...

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! What a fun, fun post! :D

Tiffany said...


Marlene said...

Happy Mother's day to you too!

Kelsee said...

Thanks for the laughs! I needed that! Hope you had a great mother's day too! You deserve it! Your family is very lucky to have you!

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Anonymous said...

these are so funny... and sweet, too!!! i love Hilary Weeks!!!


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