Monday, July 28, 2008

Jodi Needs...

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I saw this on another blog and couldn't wait to try it!!! What you do is google your first name with the word needs behind it. So I typed in Jodi needs and this what came up.


Jodi needs shoes, socks, undies, shorts (ya think?)

Jodi needs support
(then I must need a bra too)

Jodi needs a ticket to ride
(Cool! Where am I going?!)

Jodi needs to do some regulatin' viva la Jon & Kate Plus 8 (hmm...I think that would do me in!)

Jodi needs some work
(so I've heard!)

Jodi needs help in developing a healthier plan for weight management
(guess my running and daily intake of chocolate isn't doing the trick)

Jodi needs to excuse herself from the table and leave through the nearest exit
(well, how rude!)

Jodi needs deliverance from lust, unforgiveness, and mental attacks and strongholds of the enemy, she promised she would go to church Sunday
(now how did Google know that?!)

Jodi needs to go home and read her Bible
(maybe that will get me the deliverance I need!)

Jodi needs a fake and bake intervention
(is that what those Easy Bake ovens do?)

Jodi needs a little more work
(MORE already?)

Jodi needs to come out of the closet already
(let me get my work done first!)

Jodi needs to be in more roles on TV
(that wouldn't be a problem after I get that work done.)

Jodi needs a lot of forgiveness for her past
(Sheesh! What exactly did I do? Maybe I better get two Bibles!)

Jodi needs to learn what the word accessory means
(no, actually I think I have that one figured out!)

Jodi needs a break
(it sure sounds like it doesn't it!)

Jodi needs to go on a dance freeway
(okay, I'll do that!)

Jodi needs a parent to help her with more important things, like what to do about this fuel crisis we are in
(does this mean the dance freeway is out?)

Jodi needs our support right now (after reading these, I sure do!)

Jodi needs to go to bed
(finally one I like!)

Jodi needs a life
(then I better not go to bed yet!)

Jodi needs a home
(no thanks, I already have one)

Jodi needs to choose more popular songs
(and here I thought my songs were great)

Jodi needs to ramp up speeding and cell phone violations instead of seat belts
(I wonder if I can do that on that dance freeway)

Jodi needs a photo to post
(if you've seen my blog, you know that isn't the case!)

Jodi needs to repent now!
(here we go again...guess I better get those Bibles back out)

Jodi needs to keep up to date with the younger kid's popular culture, which means reading Barbie Magazine
(okay, I will subscribe today! My boys will be thrilled...)

Jodi needs a pounds 2500 operation to fix the tissue in the right breast
(Just the right one? What about the left? It doesn't want to be left out...I mean as long as we are fixing things, let's go for it!)

Jodi needs a C-section (can we do that at the same time as the boob job?)

Jodi needs to be a cheerleader at some point (hey, I've been saying that since I didn't make the squad in high school!)


Jodi needs a smackdown (That's kinda harsh after all that surgery don't ya think?)


Jodi needs more mature office decor (I guess the Mickey Mouse clock has to go)


Jodi needs a therapist much more than a couch (that goes without saying...but I would prefer both)


Jodi needs to go away (:o{ waaaa...waaa....waaa...)

Jodi needs a new partner (hmm...after reading all these, more like a new partner in crime!)

Jodi needs us to be strong as she is strong so much for all of us (finally, I am doing something right!)

Jodi needs a huge slap in the face back to reality (okay fine, and just who is gonna give it to me?)

Jodi needs something a bit stronger (make mine with chocolate)

Jodi needs to give one final chance (or more like be given one!)

Jodi needs to think of something new (open for suggestions!)

Jodi needs your prayers
(AMEN!)

Jodi needs to remember to speak with a YAWK accent with ghetto speak (Yo homey...you wan' a say dat to my face? U don know me so dont U jus step off yo cuz I gots the fastest whip on da board so dont be h8n now ~ for more of this fun go
here!)

Jodi needs you, so please don't fall apart on me (this is true...)

Jodi needs help
(any volunteers?)

Jodi needs to go
(truer words have never been spoken! Adios!)





Give it a try! Come on, you know you want to!

Be sure and let me know when you do! I can't wait to read yours!

11 comments:

Yvonne said...

Sounds like we won't be seeing you for days because you've got A WHOLE LOT of repentin to do ; )

Jodi said...

Mine would be the same as yours! LOL

My Wonderful Men said...

I've googled my name before it can be fun and a little scary.

That's great you added me to your roll, I was going to do the same with your blog to my roll.

Amy

Dawn said...

Some of those were hilarious! I will have to try this later.

Karen said...

I don't know if I dare!! Your blogs are always so fun.

Jodi said...

You dare! You dare! Come on!!! Your's can't be any worse than mine!!!

The Hoyt's said...

How funny... pretty harsh lol ya better get to that bible reading and church goin buisness before you burn!!!!! lol I will have to give it a try....
Thanks

Tiffany said...

That looks like a lot of fun. I will have to give it a try.:)

Tiffany said...

I did it. I was up for a dare.:)

Tiffany said...

Okay, I'll admit, I finally read your post all the way through. My goodness, lady, what did you do? To need all that repenting... I hope it was something good covered in chocolate.:)

Jodi said...

I'll never tell! :o

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